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Json.NET Metro Upgrade Kit

James Newton-King — Sat, 31 Mar 2012 23:23:52 GMT

Metro Color Conversion

The Metro UI color scheme looks complex and hard to code for at first but Json.NET has everything under control with its advanced automatic Metro Color Enhancement Suite™.

Before:

Color[] colors = new []{ Color.Blue, Color.Red, Color.Yellow, Color.Green, Color.Black, Color.Brown };

string json = JsonConvert.SerializeObject(colors);

// ["Blue", "Red", "Yellow", "Green", "Black", "Brown"]

Yuck! Color is so 2011.

Json.NET Metro Enhanced:

Color[] colors = new []{ Color.Blue, Color.Red, Color.Yellow, Color.Green, Color.Black, Color.Brown };

string json = JsonConvert.SerializeObject(colors);

//["Gray", "Gray", "Gray", "Gray", "Black", "Gray"]

Now my Metro application will fit right in!

Metro Text Rendering

The application now looks right but there is someone off about the content. Don’t fear, Json.NET’s Metro Integration automatically upgrades your existing content to be Windows 8 ready.

Before:

string json = JsonConvert.SerializeObject(product);

//{

//  "Name": "Apple",

//  "ExpiryDate": "2012-04-01T00:00:00",

//  "Price": 3.99,

//  "Sizes": [ "Small", "Medium", "Large" ]

//}

Are these words? I can barely even read this!

Json.NET Metro Enhanced:

string json = JsonConvert.SerializeObject(product);

//{

//  ":::NAME:::": ":::APPLE:::",

//  ":::EXPIRYDATE:::": "2012-04-01T00:00:00",

//  ":::PRICE:::": 3.99,

//  ":::SIZES:::": [ ":::SMALL:::", ":::MEDIUM:::", ":::LARGE:::" ]

//}

Oh that’s much better.

In-place Upgrade Kit

Json.NET Metro Integration will be included in the next release but until then an upgrade kit has been put together. Begin building tomorrow’s next generation UIs today!

https://gist.github.com/2269465

string json = JsonConvert.SerializeObject(value, new JsonSerializerSettings

  ContractResolver = new MetroPropertyNameResolver(),

  Converters = { new MetroStringConverter(), new MetroColorConverter() },

  Formatting = Formatting.Indented

});

:::HAPPY CODING!!!!:::

LogCategory

James Newton-King — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 21:53:46 GMT

Bizzaro Referendum

James Newton-King — Sun, 16 Aug 2009 10:26:31 GMT

There is a referendum currently being voted on in New Zealand under the strangest circumstances.

Background

A couple of years ago New Zealand politicians voted to remove “reasonable force” as a defence for violence by a parent against their child. Both sides were very passionate with cries of “Won’t someone think of the children?” from supporters of the law change and rendering of clothing and gnashing of teeth by opponents, who dubbed it the “anti-smacking bill”.

Referendum

Fast forward to now and opponents to the bill have gathered enough signatures to force a non-binding referendum to be put to New Zealanders. The referendum question is:

Should a smack as part of good parental correction be a criminal offence in New Zealand?

Opponents of the law change to remove reasonable force are urging people to vote no it shouldn’t be a criminal offence, supporters of the law change to remove reasonable force are urging people to vote yes, make it a criminal offence.

What makes the referendum bizzaro is when the reasonable force clause was removed as a defence, an additional clause was added.

To avoid doubt, it is affirmed that the Police have the discretion not to prosecute complaints against a parent of a child or person in the place of a parent of a child in relation to an offence involving the use of force against a child, where the offence is considered to be so inconsequential that there is no public interest in proceeding with a prosecution.

I read that as if you the parent smack your child, as part of a good parental correction, the New Zealand police aren’t going to do anything. What the referendum is asking for is already exists! (there is some difference but the end result is the same: you don’t go to jail for a light smack).

Bizzaro

So the bizzaro situation we are in is that opponents of the current law (reasonable force is not allowed as a defence) are showing their opposition to the current law by voting to keep the current law. Supporters of the current law are showing their support for the current law with a vote for change (all smacking illegal).

Bizzare!

JSON Standard Business Card

James Newton-King — Thu, 30 Jul 2009 02:00:17 GMT

Front:

Back:

Awesome.

I think it is pretty cool that the entire standard can be put on the back of a business card (and a quarter of that is for defining what a number is!).

From here.

Reductio ad Hitlerum

James Newton-King — Mon, 20 Jul 2009 11:01:45 GMT

Not only does this Wikipedia article exist, it is going on 5 years old and has been edited over 600 times. I find this fantastic.