Well I think it's funny - .NET Edition

.NET Pickup Lines via K. Scott Allen

If I were a generic collection, I'd be strongly typed for you.

You must be the latest version, because I've been checking you out.

I have a small problem. I put an object in a Dictionary, but I lost the key! Can you come back to my place and help me look for it?

A TypeConverter just returned my heart, and it's ready to assign to you.

Let's turn off option strict and do some late night binding.

So, what's your hash code?

And some of my own:

The moment I saw you I knew my singleton days were over.

There is nothing IDisposable about my love for you.

I've been reflecting on your Attributes and I like what I see.

Oh dear.